1) When will gyms start enforcing their "cell phones prohibited" policies?
2) Who works out while talking on the phone, anyway?
3) And while we're on the topic, who goes jogging while talking on a cell phone?
4) Is anyone else tired of nonprofit "activists" who stand on street corners and attempt to get money from you by saying things like, "Do you have second for the environment?" and "Is it true that you don't care about starving children dying of AIDS in Africa?"