Thanks for letting me go with just "a warning."
And sorry, I didn't immediately stop when I heard your sirens. Now I realize that you probably thought that maybe I was one of the many criminals or sexual predators on the loose in the neighborhood. In addition, with the influx of yuppies in said* neighborhood who "complain about bikers who don't follow signals," I agree that it is of utmost importance to appease said yuppies before doing something useful.
So, really, "thanks" again for not writing me a ticket.
Lesbian bikers are, like, such troublemakers.
*Does it bother anyone else when people say "said" [insert noun] when they could just as easily say "this" or "that" but they want to use "said" to sound lawyerly and smart.