Tuesday, February 19, 2008

What?!! Democrats Support Slavery!?

Concerned Women for America Matt Barber and Peter LaBarbera are pleased to have written the following story (Compare the headline to the accompanying text):

"Slavery Advocate Honored with Support from the DNC

The Democratic National Committee has put its support behind the honoring of Guy Baldwin, a sado-masochism advocate, by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force. Matt Barber, CWA's Policy Director for Cultural Issues, and Peter LaBarbera, President of Americans for Truth, condemn this action which occurred during Black History Month."

I'm sure our two most concerned women in America obsessed with gay sex certainly did not intend to write a misleading headline that compares consensual sexual activity between two adults to our nation's tragic history of slavery in order to insinuate that the Democratic party supports slavery.

I mean, that would just be dishonest. And the two most concerned women in America who are totally into American and family values would never intentionally lie, right?

(cue laughter)

But seriously, why are these gentlewomen so simultaneously obsessed with and frightened of any type of sex that falls out of the heterosexual married variety?

Perhaps for the same reason that two men are the most vocal leaders of an organization that claims to represent the interests of women.

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