1) The Case of the Missing Tomato Plant
I simply have no idea who could have possibly eaten my tomato plants while I was away.
Would a cat do this?
Which makes this latest incident a wash, bringing my running tally to Dogs 3, Cats 6.
2) I Have Many Skills
In other "news," I recently read an old journal entry from a few years ago and in it I wrote:
"Last night I had a dream that I was stripper. Except, I got mad at my friends for calling me that. Instead, I informed them, that 'I am not a stripper. I am a Pole-Dancing Specialist.'"
3) Does This Soda Make My Penis Look Big?
Also, apparently diet soda is for chicks. Men, however, need Man Soda!