Friday, June 5, 2009

Today's Bits of Random Information

1) The Case of the Missing Tomato Plant

I simply have no idea who could have possibly eaten my tomato plants while I was away.

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Would a cat do this?

Probably.

Which makes this latest incident a wash, bringing my running tally to Dogs 3, Cats 6.


2) I Have Many Skills

In other "news," I recently read an old journal entry from a few years ago and in it I wrote:

"Last night I had a dream that I was stripper. Except, I got mad at my friends for calling me that. Instead, I informed them, that 'I am not a stripper. I am a Pole-Dancing Specialist.'"


3) Does This Soda Make My Penis Look Big?

Also, apparently diet soda is for chicks. Men, however, need Man Soda!

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