"Deep" Thought #23: "Fun" For the Whole (Hetero) Neighborhood

Now this is just plain weird:




It's a "One Man One Woman For Life" home party kit.

You know, at first blush, one would think that a "One Man One Woman" marriage "home party kit" would include tips on how one man and one woman could have a successful marriage for life together. But nope. Rather, it seems that when men and women are married, these couples require special CDs and bumper stickers telling them how the legalization of same-sex marriage affects "everyone" and how society, therefore, should not legalize it. They also require having little parties telling their friends all about this. You know, because that'll save your (heterosexual) marriage.

Right. "Deep" thoughts.


And um, do people actually buy these kits?

Do some marriage defenders who obsess about the legalization of same-sex marriage remind anyone else of Ray Finkle from Ace Ventura? Obsess much?