Friday, July 15, 2011

Today's Non-News

The New York Times posted an article entitled "Gay marriage problem: What if you don't want to?"

Let me paraphrase it for you:

Some lesbians, gay men, and bisexuals want to get married. Others don't!

All of this, of course, is already incredibly obvious to anyone who doesn't think the gays download their consciousnesses, personalities, hopes, and dreams from the exact same Gay Hub.

And, of course, somewhere a bigot has just read this and is screaming, "See, the homosexuals don't even want to get married!!"

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