Fannie's Room should implement comment moderation in the voice of Blaine the Mono from Stephen's King's Dark Tower series?
Okay, I kid, it's just that I'm about a quarter of the way through Wizard and Glass. And, as I was reading it, I was thinking that it could be entertaining to deal with trolls and abusive commenters with comments like, "YOU ARE BEING VERY IRRITATING AND RUDE." Or, when banning people, to say, "SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR AFTER WHILE CROCODILE DON'T FORGET TO WRITE."
And, of course, the primo retort for when people inevitably come back sock-puppeting or directly emailing me: "TOUGHT TITTY SAID THE KITTY."
Every now and then, Little Blaine would chime in with a, "Ohh, you better watch out, you're making her mad."
Ahhh, fun times.