[TW: Gratuitous reference to violence]
This book is apparently going to be a real thing in the real world.
In case you don't feel like clicking over, it's called The Stoning of Sally Kern: The liberal attack on Christian conservatism- and why we must take a stand
Gah, I know, right?
In it, we're to learn how Kern's receipt of criticism for saying homosexuality is "deadly" and "the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam" is indistinguishable from a brutal form of execution by torture.
Fun fact #1: Stoning is a form of torture that, ironically, parts of Sally Kern's holy book mandates and condones for certain sexual offenses.
Fun fact #2: In 2010, after making the above statement about homosexuality, Kern was re-elected to the Oklahoma House of Representatives. I guess her stoning wasn't as final as it is for other victims of the practice.
(Spoiler alert: She wasn't really stoned.)