Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Open Letter to David Vitter

Senator David Vitter's name turned up in the phone records of an escort service who also allegedly ran a prostitution ring.


Here are some fun facts about David Vitter:

a) He's a Republican.

b) He's married and has 4 kids

c) When confronted by the press about his name being on the phone list of the above escort service, he apologized for committing "a very grave sin"


d) he was one of the top backers of a failed constitutional amendment that would have banned same-sex marriage. In fact, he said this: "I'm a conservative who opposes radically redefining marriage, the most important institution in human history."

What?? Is that another "family values" hypocrite I smell? This time, it's someone who probably cheated on his wife with prostitute(s) yet told other people they were too immoral to get married.

Dear Mr. Vitter,

Per recent events, I hope you now realize that gay people are not the threat to that one "most important institution" of which you claim to be so fond. Rather, it's people like yourself who pose the gravest threats to the sanctity and sacredness of marriage.

While we await your resignation, perhaps you should mull over proposing a new constitutional amendment banning adulterers from marriage.



1 comment:

hammerpants said...

Can you please please send him that letter?