Some people get to have wedding rings and some people don't!
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
I suppose we should be thankful for the explicit admission that "marriage defense" is really about shaming and stigmatizing those who do not enter into the Sacred Heterosexual Coitus Parent-Child Bond that is Real Marriage. Whether through assimilation or literal extinction, the end goal of this sort of "marriage defense" stigmatization is for all people to form heterosexual family units, as some have decided that this is in everyone's best interest (See, eg, the Manhattan Declaration).
And also, wedding rings, apparently, have magical "reminder" qualities that prevent spouses from cheating on each other. It also enables time travel, telepathy, and renders its wearer invisible. Oh wait... that's the Green Lantern's ring. Nevermind.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?