So, Rush Limbaugh got married for the fourth time.
His new wife is 26 years younger than him and significantly more attractive*, all pretty much proving that patriarchy exists to allow older, unattractive men sexual access to attractive, young women, am I right?
[Note 1: The above link should contain a Trigger Warning for a photo of Rush Limbaugh getting kissy-faced with his wife, which, while I appreciate the fact that he seems to be capable of affection, genuinely made me urp in my mouth give that the ugliness that leaves his mouth on a daily basis.]
[Note 2: To pre-empt some criticism here, those who are concerned that this post is "misandrist" or hypocritical for "making fun" of Limbaugh's looks, would do well to observe that I have not, actually, ridiculed his looks. Just making a note about how patriarchy eases the ability of powerful, wealthy men being able to "score" younger, attractive members of the sex class.]