I don't think as many things are as phenomenal as people claim.
Overheard the other day:
"These wafer cookies are phenommmenal!"
No. Sorry, but aside from an cherub taking a dump on one, there is just nothing about the essence of a wafer cookie that would make it all that remarkable.
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