Oh. Wow. Really?

Of all the bizarre, asinine argugments against same-sex marriage, it is perhaps the following that I love the most. Brought to us via commentary at, where else, the National Organization for [Heterosexual] Marriage blog:

"[Legalizing same-sex marriage] also means that marriage will cease to have any real meaning - so ultimately any number of animated creatures of whatever gender can marry any number of animated creatures of whatever gender. It is a mockery of true marriage."

Under this view, drawing a new boundary around the legal definition of marriage to include two men or two women as a couple is so absurd that of course it means we're dissolving the boundaries around marriage altogether. Followed soon thereafter by my nuptials to SpongeBob SquarePants, a praying mantis, and my girlfriend.

Yessssss!

Goooooo Team Anti-Gay!