Sleeping corgis
Scientific studies show that there is, in fact, nothing cuter.
So that's how I'm spending my last blog post before tomorrow's upcoming Rapture. Just looking at corgis.
There is a little known clause in The Bible known as the "I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, but I think dogs are cute" exemption to being raptured. (Although, truth be told I'd rather stay on earth drinking apple martinis with all you sinners instead of going to wherever all those judgmental sticks-in-the-mud are going to end up.)
OOGEDY BOOGEDY!
So, what are ya'll doing before the big day?
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