CBS took a pass recently on a Nancy Drew series for being "too female," but apparently there is a large need for a Tetris movie.
Oh, sorry, ACTUALLY it's a trilogy.
Which, you know, I've been playing Tetris longer than many gamers have been alive. I'm just not sure, out of all potential stories to tell, the world is crying out for a Tetris one. But, cool that some people get $80 million to burn for the cause.
Want to hear a cynical joke?
By the way, were you aware that only three possible running mates exist in the entire world whom Trump could choose and single-handedly ruin his chances of winning?
1) Ken Kratz
2) Ramsay Bolton
3) This fucking piece: