The Woman Card.
Talk about Hillary, the Election, and/or how it's time for "the Bern" to pack it up.
Or, you know, Pitch Perfect (obvs) or other fun stuff.
Just whatever you talk about, make sure you're exponentially-better at it than everyone else so you can get maybe half the credit!
After all, if we lived in a just world, Bechloe would be canon. Instead, every time we re-watch Pitch Perfect, we have to endure an unbelievable hetero romance and awkwardly-long Beca/Jesse gazes during the Bella's Final Performance, so as to ensure, I guess, that hetero men can sufficiently relate to a movie about a female acapella group.