In the words of "ex-gay" John Smid:
"I'm sorry, but my wife's vagina is enough. I'm going to be honest. It's enough. It is enough for me. If it is not enough for me, then that's my problem. You know, I really have to be honest about that. God created her for my fit, he created that and I need to honor and respect my wife. I need to respect that."
Apparently, he's recently stepped down from his position at "ex-gay" group "Love in Action."
Shocking. I know.
Shoutout to John, for bringing this to my attention, and for affirming that straight men don't usually need to convince themselves of the, erm,... adequacy of their wive's vaginas.