Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"Deep" Thought #13: Re-Naming Marriage

Now that heterosexuals in California have to share marriage with gay and lesbian couples, some sore losers want to take their ball and go home.

The always-entertaining bigot Jose, for instance, decides that no, the word marriage isn't so important after all. He didn't want it anyway. In fact, he brilliantly proposes that we should start calling a married heterosexual relationship "The Husband Wife Relationship" instead of "marriage" now that marriage isn't special anymore.

Yeah, Jose, let's get wild and call married straight couples The Husband Wife Relationship. That will definitely prevent the total and utter destruction of the universe that is certain to happen if we just keep calling it marriage. Yeah, deep thoughts.

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